stirrup pants lady

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this lady sits far away from me now. yes!!! she had a child. her husband started working night shift so they wouldn't have to hire a babysitter. he would spend his afternoon sleeping while the child was in a playpen. he would put the kid into the car seat and place her on the hood whenever he was doing outside work like mowing the lawn. how do i know all of this? because i use to sit by her and she tells everything to everyone. she usually giggles while she tells stories that make people disgusted. after filing for bankruptcy, her husband and her found a good way to make extra money....foster kids with special needs. great. i went through a period of having to hear her on the phone talking to the counselor lady and calling her husband in the afternoon to hear her leave messages like this "get up....wake up....you need to feed the kids lunch.....get up soon...." "fix up the house the counselor is coming by tonight. wake up and feed the kids before the counselor comes over". oh, the stories...."our girl was dancing and jumping on the glass table and it broke. you should have seen the look on her face. it really caught her by surprise." "she was imitating her dad the other day and was using a razor on her face. it was so cute." "we were watching tv and forgot that he was on the toilet. he fell asleep on it and when we got him off he was wabbling all around because his legs were numb." blah, blah, blah. don't worry all of the stories have been told to the agency by several people. they only have one 15 year old now. should we feel better? ummm, no. so work. she works in the office, but refuses to wear dress clothes unless they give her a clothes allowance. she wears t-shirts, tennis shoes and goes back and forth between stirrup pants and sweat pants. she spends all day telling stories like above to any person that will listen to her for 5 seconds. if there is any food around, she'll be there. i sat a box of chocolate out and she won the contest of most trips by a landslide. she can't spell. human resources had me go in and change her out of office reply once. her self review is full is one liners per section like "i come to work everyday."