goodie

stirrup pants lady has her own personal folder. i like this one.

thanks

to an intern (who by the way has finished more files on a daily basis than an engineer quoted to be able to do in a week - she did 72 in one day and he said he could maybe do 50 per week) taking up the cube that is home to the scanner.....coworker with brain had to dig around for another one. some lady said that she could do it for him while she was upstairs using one and she sent him a link to the file where it was. well, a little digging around and he came across some pics that she took of little big man when they were goofing around. so finally, i present to you, the visual.

like

i'm the first person to ever step in dog shit. yes, it was the only pile in the park. yes, i was warned about it being in the area. yes, i did decide to put the bat bag right by it and stand around it while i got stuff out. yes, i didn't even know that i had stepped in it until it was pointed out to me. yes, i'm sure that i could have completely avoided it. what's your point? one time i got hit with bird shit on my shoe while walking, i was very thankful of where it landed and i figured with statistics that my bird worries were over. the day that i was hanging out at the taste and felt something hit me in the head and saw the explosive laughter coming from the girl.....i knew i was wrong with that theory.

in

my super secret zipper pocket in my super secret wallet in my super secret purse i found a key to my miata while sitting at a stoplight in my super secret elantra. (big al just happens to have the same car as me except hers is younger and red and slower and the driver is horrible and it has sirius and not xm, so the radio sucks too) now i realize that i have two cars that i have promised to break out of the junkyard when i have the means to fix them up and run them. mohammad, my first car, a 1982 bright yellow hand me down two door hatchback citation was left in missouri. i've had friends tell me that they run into it when they are looking for parts and they pat it and give it some love. it's going to take some research to find hooper. while i'm at it, i might as well recover kennedy and melvin, but they are going to be really hard finds. melvin is splattered with stickers though, so that might help. i'll start postering the city. has anyone seen this car? (insert the only picture that i have of that car - shiny car with me laying on top of it wearing a white string bikini and soap suds being playfully misted with a hose from a fire truck while ten of the city's finest stand in uniform)

let

me sum up my day by just posting an email.
some over paid engineer:
Mike, Andrea,
Shouldn't we correct the inspection date. It is 1-Apr-06 on the report.
Mark
(hmmmm...i think that is a question and should end with ? and the report doesn't have that date)
my reply:
I turned in a paper and ink data report to Gary. I do not have the original electronic spreadsheet. Gary filled out the electronic spreadsheet. If you need the original changed....please see Gary. If you just need a copy for you changed....you can just as easily do it as we can.
Andrea
(that must have been confusing)
over paid engineer reply to that:
Sure I can, but the date change should be done by the originator and distributed to the team.
so i had to start over:
Then as stated before, Gary is the originator and you should discuss this activity with him.
now i am going to exit the building and enjoy the reply to that in the morning.