writing

fucker in an email to no fingers man is not going to get me very far, so i deleted it after i typed it and admired how well it looked. i also felt a lot better after i yelled over the cube wall "if you want me to just pull an answer out of my ass, then i can give you the answer now. if you would listen to me, i have already stated that i need to call mexico first." yesterday i stayed home in the fetal position on the couch after my fun night of having to run to the bathroom at a restaurant because i was about to bring my meal up. i don't know what that was all about. now i'm left with thoughts of smores and seeing stars. fyi, i am extremely scared of snakes. extremely. please don't even tell me if you see one. i will panic and take off running and crying and then i will shake for thirty minutes while every breeze makes me think that there is one at my ankles. i was mowing once and i saw one. i jumped off the mower and ran inside the house, jumped in the rocking chair and rocked back and forth. my mom asked from the other room if i had seen a snake. before i could answer, the mower went past the window. another time the town bully came after me with one and i took off running, but i knew i couldn't outrun him so i decided that my best chance would be to have him drop it. i turned around with my fists in the air to fight a guy that towered over me. he stopped in his tracks and started apologizing.

sandwich

purchasing was very hard today. i was meeting sis #4 to get an extra sleeping bag and when i pulled into the parking lot, little big man was pulling out of another one and stared at my car as i drove away. then as i was walking to sis #4's car i spotted stirrup pants lady in the place that we were going to eat at. then we waited, waited and waited in the parking lot for niece #2 and i just ended up grabbing something to go at another place and rushing back to work before little big man had a chance to start clocking me. now i'm having a panic attack trying to decide which spot to rub off on the game piece that was attached to my fries to win a million dollars. i think i will fill the rest of my work day by using the various equipment here to try and see the lettering underneath. update on the new phone system........one woman was complaining that they put the phone on the wrong side of her computer and that it is uncomfortable for her to use. she was requesting someone to come and move it for her. this is the same woman that is in the bathroom at various times of the day putting on makeup. coworker with brain informed me that he saw her early in the morning once and she needs to do that. another guy was complaining that they didn't cover how to get your voicemail. hmmm....could it be because it is exactly the same? everyone has speaker phones now and annoyingly......everyone is using them. call me, we'll do lunch.

due

to the weekend schedule, i skipped out on the girl's softball games and bonded with the couch. i was really comfy and the door bell rang. i opened the door to a food delivery guy who wouldn't listen to me about the fact that it was probably the people above me that ordered. he finally went away and i sat back down and just as i got comfy again, someone banged on the window. ok delivery guy you're really pissing me off. i opened the door to some lady. she started talking about living next door and how the delivery guy told her that he just rang my door bell. great. another crazy for a neighbor. then she started asking me questions towards the functioning of the door bell. i told her that i had absolutely no idea. she finally got to the point that she just bought a wireless and she thought mine was the same because her's just rang and no one was there and she was trying to narrow it down. she then rang mine and the people at her house said that it rang at her's too. which explains the ding and ditch that we assumed happened last weekend.